----- Martial Arts Experts Demonstrate Kung Fu Penis ------
TAIWAN - It could be considered the ultimate test of one's manhood. Two Taiwanese Chi Kung experts set a world record by pulling an 11-ton truck with their penises. Hundreds of enthusiastic spectators watched as the two masters performed the test of strength in preparation for plans to pull an airplane in the same way. According to Chi Kung master Tu Chin Sheng, students of this particular martial art can hang up to 200 kilograms from their manhood. Sheng also added that this is a great way to strengthen your sexual performance. [Whatever happened to the Swedish Penis Pump?]
(on a side note.. I wish the publication I got this from posted url links in their emails.. but they don't...)