1. Said by 19 guys. No Joke. The drama that happens, either while drunk, sober, when aunt flow is visiting, or just because you're bored.
2. Blue Balls. You started it, finish that shit, we don't wanna have to go to the bathroom and finish YOUR job.
3. If your neck hurts, do it better, and we'll blow it quicker. I promise. And swallow that shit. Damn right you're rude if you don't.
4. How persistent they are about finding out if whether or not you do in fact have a girlfriend. Further, once they do find out, they only let you feel them up and not get laid
5. How they make the guy worry about where the cum is going. Why does the guy have to find someway for the cum to be disposed of in a sanitary and non-degrading fashion? The fact is, the guy just wants to blow it all over the bitch and tell her to go home.
6. They are so narrow minded in terms of experimenting. I mean, I'm not a fucking sicko for wanting to stick it "there", or letting "someone" watch, or recording "it", or saying "stuff", or using "objects", or wearing "that", or wanting "them" to join. Stop being boring.
7. Cooch blast's. Fix it. We don't fart in your face, neither should your vagina.
8. Its not okay to have a winter bush in the summer. Or winter. Or fall. Or spring. Shave that shit.
9. It will help you tone up so stop bitching about the taste. You're no starburst either.
10. When you have problems, and all you want is the sympathy without the attached sex.
wrote ... 1.The world does NOT revolve around YOU dispite your (not so) popular opinion. So not everything we feel, say or do, have to do with YOU!
wrote ... 1.) Men wouldn't feel this way if their momma's didn't teach them this.
I know there are some mothers that do this--but to all of their children. But overall, since when did only moms treat their boys as the center of the universe, teach them to be selfish, or blame everything that goes wrong in the family on the kid?
I'll go with the safer arguement that while a lot of men may think this way, it is normally not on purpose or meant to harm. Sometimes it is because they don't know how to deal with our emotions, and at times they come off as callous and selfish.
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2.The women are NOT put on Earth for men’s pleasure. Move on with times, this is not the 15th century, so stop acting like it is.
wrote ... 2.) Trust me, they know this, which is why they beg for sex or keep hopping until someone is either gullible or horny enough to do it.
To incenuate a mans only purpose with a woman is a sexual one indicates that you value them less than the original poster.
wrote ... 7.) Actually, most guys don't care if you know that they are cheating, the only reason why they even attempt to cover it is because they don't wanna hear the bitch session they'll get.
If I were a man reading this, I'd be insulted. You are saying possibly what you think a man might say, but you're really making them sound like insensitive, uncaring pricks. Aren't you writing to defend them?
wrote ... 10.) Actually, in my experience, when a man CARES enough about a situation to lie well, the woman NEVER finds out. A man can do something most women cannot......keep their mouths shut.
Cares enough to lie? It would depend on what you meant by that. Honesty is obviously important in any type of relationship. I wouldn't say that lying is the way to deal with conflicts. Typically it is the lying that creates problems and the emotions in which women feel they have to open their mouths to share. Of course, the barbarian man that you've created in your clever flame wouldn't want to hear the bitch rant.
wrote ... 12.For Pits sake, use that deodorant/cologne/soap! Nothing puts a woman off quicker then guy who stinks!
wrote ... 12.) *L* He's only doing that so he doesn't have to smell the 15 bottles of different smelling crap a woman dumps on.
Maybe she is dumping all that perfume on because he smells. On the other hand, how would he miss smelling 15 bottles of perfume. Both bad hygeine and excessive perfume would make me sick.
wrote ... 15.On the other hand, NEVER put yourself down either, unless is a joke, and a funny one! No woman wants a wuss, or someone who constantly moans and complains about this or that. Get sense of humor and use it.
wrote ... 15.) Wow, can we say to use a mirror and for women to use it on themselves?
Yeah. I'd have to agree with you on that one. We women tend to be a lot more harsh on ourselves.
wrote ... 17.) That's my ONLY power?!? DAMMIT! And here I thought I was an intelligent creature perfectly capable of making my own way in this world without a man to provide for me......I thought this wasn't the 15th century. SHEESH! That just RAINED all over my fucking parade!
Now, this was funny. You see, certain things do humor me.
wrote ... 19.Never tell her she is "moaning" or "whinging". We wouldn't have to repeat ourselves if you got off your ass and done what she asked the first time around.
wrote ... 19.) However, if she DID it herself or gave him a timeframe then maybe it'd get DONE and she wouldn't have to WHINE?
Oh, you is a woman hata'. You are a woman aren't you? First of all, there are certain things a man really shouldn't have to be asked to do. Such as doing their share of the chores, for instance. It is extremely annoying when I have to repeat myself as well as when I just end up doing it all myself. Are you advising that women should keep their mouths shut about things that are bothering them and instead should get on all fours for thier true purpose--ass sex? Oh, Timeframes don't always work with men I've been with. They'll tell you that they moved away from their momma's house a long time ago.
wrote ... 22,Men only know one letter in the alphabet thats F ~Mens rule on F~ Find, Fuck and Forget.
wrote ... 22.) Most of the time, with the mindless dribble that women subject most men to, they've found that THAT is the preferred method.
Yes indeed, some do prefer it. But most learn that although we may never understand each other and we both appear insane to the other sex at times, being in love isn't so bad at times and more preferable to those random flings that were only good for fucking and forgetting.[/quote]
