okay...this is fucked up. im not even sure how to describe this one...what the fuck is wrong with the world nowadays?
in our group, there exists a few guys who are going through this 'i am bi' stage, right? remember this. this fact will play into this all a little bit later.
let's call one 'dusty' and the other 'lance'.
now, lance has a girlfriend. dusty is single. lance's girlfriend is called 'cheryl'.
i come into school one morning to find our little gossip-monger smirking. always a good sign. asked what was up and she just pointed to where the three were.
cheryl in the corner crying, so i go over to console her. i notice that dusty and lance are fighting down a dead-end hallway. i asked her what was going on.
"dusty and lance fucked each other last night!"
wtf? ew. i go over there and break up the fight (cause i didnt want to clean up blood from the carpet) and asked lance what the fuck was going on and why they were fighting.
the answer i got was:
"that fucker" Points to dusty "fucked my girlfriend!"
...um...okay...did i hear this right? dusty fucked lance, then went over and got cheryl BEHIND EACH OTHERS BACKS...and it all blew up at ONCE?!
too good to be true...
so yeah. this guy goes up, fucks the guy AND the girl! way to go champ!
i love this. i dont even know how to proceed...they're feuding like mad, and it's better than anything on television!
does this kind of shit happen often? i mean, a guy doing that to both sides of the relationship....ive sure as hell never heard of it
