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Suzie

Sat Jul 30 2005, 04:06am

Living Dead Girl

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....You would'nt belive this unless you saw it but this little two mile town
of flagler beach is packed with girls tag teaming for dates!

I just went out for ciggerettes and everything is closed except the bars
at midnight so I went to the cig machine in finnagins and there were all girls dancing together or.......... one guy with two girls everywhere.

I gotta get a girlfriend BEFORE I can get a boyfriend for REAL.

I was kinda thinking of going that way anyway after my last relationship.
..........I'd like to actually get off too....... if I ever have sex again.

Suzie

Sun Jul 31 2005, 05:34am

Living Dead Girl

Joined: Sun Jul 03 2005, 11:25pm
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lol!

like feminest jokes?

why are babies slapped when they are born?
.......to slap the dicks off the stupid ones!

why did cave girls get dragged by their hair?.....if they got dragged by their feet they'd fill with mud!

AspHole

Mon Aug 01 2005, 04:05am

Lend me your mind; I've lost my own. . .

Joined: Sun Jan 09 2005, 01:16am
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Ok.. here's a REALLY rude one..

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

nothing, she's been told twice already..

ok Ok.. .don't think I'm all about hitting women... I'm *NOT* about that at all.. just to show it, i'll tell a good male-bashing joke...

why are men so smart during sex?

because they're plugged into a genius

FoRgOtT3N

Mon Aug 01 2005, 04:13am

Gayer Than Rip Torn!

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Lol!Nice ones guyz!Nice ones...

Suzie

Mon Aug 01 2005, 05:01am

Living Dead Girl

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LOL!....I like a good joke I dont care if it IS on my own sex!
very cute asp!

why do women have two holes?....when they get drunk you can carry em like a sixpack!

Thrash

Mon Aug 01 2005, 04:41pm

Better Smokin' Than Meth!

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* Takes notes, then archives the whole thread *

Mosh

Tue Aug 02 2005, 03:21am

Rape barn owner

Joined: Thu Jan 13 2005, 10:49am
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Why is it that every time I see this threads title, I see the words "Beastialty rules"?

I think there's something wrong with me.

McdamnThatFiddleStick!

Tue Aug 02 2005, 07:00pm

Boo Boo Kitty Fuck

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Why do women speak twice as much as men in a day?

Because they have to repeat theirselves.

Why do men have holes on their penis?

To keep them open minded!

Why do women have shorter feet then men?

To get closer to the dishes in the sink.

CelestialApokalypse

Tue Aug 02 2005, 09:54pm

Joined: Sat Jan 29 2005, 08:28am
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Men have more than one hole on their penises? Since when? *double checks* Yeah... I'm happy with just the one, thank you very much.

FoRgOtT3N

Wed Aug 03 2005, 02:07am

Gayer Than Rip Torn!

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Uhm,When did she say guys had more than one?that thread is full of typos such as

"So women can repeat THEIRselves"

ISnt it supposed to be "THEMselves"?

Anyway,Carry on.So sorry to inturrupt.

lovernios

Wed Aug 03 2005, 02:17am

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plus McDamny will have to repeat herself. She used plural 'men' with 'holes', though had no answer for a plural 'penis' which is penii.

McdamnThatFiddleStick!

Wed Aug 03 2005, 02:21am

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"dude I got a lot of tables" lol. Im glad some people could pick up the grammer check on that...didnt want any slackers! Good job! Heh, what'ya know...men do pay attention after all!

CelestialApokalypse

Wed Aug 03 2005, 02:41am

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*glare*

Suzie

Wed Aug 03 2005, 05:28am

Living Dead Girl

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They were awsome mcdamn! lol!

McdamnThatFiddleStick!

Thu Aug 04 2005, 02:11am

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lol ^5

Thrash

Thu Aug 04 2005, 04:08am

Better Smokin' Than Meth!

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WTF's Grammar_Cop?

CelestialApokalypse

Thu Aug 04 2005, 04:18am

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I think someone shot and killed his lame ass a few weeks back... he needs to be rebooted me thinks.

MissMeg

Thu Aug 04 2005, 04:32am

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We have the technology....I think.

Thrash

Thu Aug 04 2005, 04:54am

Better Smokin' Than Meth!

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-=I CAN =- rebuild him!

Suzie

Thu Aug 04 2005, 05:36am

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grammar cop! lol!

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