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lovernios
Wed Jul 20 2005, 10:09pm Print
Misanthrope
lovernios
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how come

in the throws of hot sex and carnal lust

the woman's vagina becomes such an amalgam of all things lovely, beautiful and giving. in arousal, there is lustful fascination, hunger and greed even. I want my face and tongue all around it, tasting licking and penetrating too... I want to lift the labias and play with the clit, manipulating and cajoling it, immerse myself in it. want to make it cum, and I want to taste it's sweet/salty/fruity burst.
Then, I want to fuck, and fuck bad. I want to shove my shaft deeply inside, penetrating as far all physics will allow... and I want to burst my nut right then and there, and fuck it raw and hard for as long as I can.

What I don't understand is why a woman's vag is all these things to me

yet, when sex is done, a vagina looks like a bulldog's face with a mouth full of mayonaise.

How come? I hate that.
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Suzie
Thu Jul 21 2005, 02:57am
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you answered your own question....
there it is all pink and unsuspecting
......then its pulled ,probed, bitten,sucked ,miffed, touseled,
tapped,banged,hit,violated....and creamed.

that was beautiful tho love....the before and after descriptions were
truly entertaining to read.
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McdamnThatFiddleStick!
Thu Jul 21 2005, 03:14am
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mmm mayo! lol
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Seskel
Thu Jul 21 2005, 04:20am
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The answer is in the question. How? Come!
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Thrash
Thu Jul 21 2005, 07:26am
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*nods to Sesk*

Now, what's Little Sesk think about this?
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lovernios
Thu Jul 21 2005, 08:29pm
Misanthrope
lovernios
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"McdamnThatFiddleStick!" wrote ...
mmm mayo! lol

you are so fucking hot I can't see straight
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McdamnThatFiddleStick!
Fri Jul 22 2005, 03:43am
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lol Your pretty fine yourself sweet cheeks *slaps Mikes ass* lol wink
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lovernios
Fri Jul 22 2005, 08:50pm
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*stinging and loving it*
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Onisha
Fri Jul 22 2005, 10:20pm
Dude seems like a lady? Psh.
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O.O

Oh... kay... *leaves now*
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]{iller-D
Sat Jul 23 2005, 12:03am
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Ill never look at bulldogs the same again...
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Thrash
Sat Jul 23 2005, 07:33pm
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... or custard, now that I remember the other descriptive
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lovernios
Sat Jul 23 2005, 09:58pm
Misanthrope
lovernios
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Why is Onisha turning me on now?

*slaps Oni ass, HARD*
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Sir_Luthos
Sun Jul 24 2005, 01:31am
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Sounds to me like this is more a mental question rather than a physical one. In that, when you start and are in the middle of sex its like, "Pussy, the other white meat!" , and once you are done, its like, "Yup that's a pussy."

My question is has somethin' happen'd in Lovernios' life that he hasn't confess'd???
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lovernios
Sun Jul 24 2005, 01:50am
Misanthrope
lovernios
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and answer is 'no'

it is a mental question
do you want to kiss the bulldog? It's YOUR mayonnaise remember.

I've done it, I confess
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Sir_Luthos
Sun Jul 24 2005, 01:53am
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AS it is a mental question I totally understand and agree, in the act its the best and after the fact, you're like, "Yup it was a pussy!"

And I've tasted my own, not from the bulldog's mouth, but off her chest. I don't see why women bitch about it so much. But then again, its not top of my list for afternoon snacks either... LoL
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AspHole
Sun Jul 24 2005, 12:48pm
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"Sir_Luthos" wrote ...

My question is has somethin' happen'd in Lovernios' life that he hasn't confess'd???

I'd venture to say "yes" to this...

"Lovernios" wrote ...
Why is Onisha turning me on now?

*slaps Oni ass, HARD*

......since Oni's a DUDE!!!
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lovernios
Sun Jul 24 2005, 03:15pm
Misanthrope
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It's all good with your eyes closed Asp
My life is heavily influenced by an overbearing mom, David Johanson + The New York Dolls, and Tim Curry + the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
I guarantee Oni is a hottie pal
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Arcane13
Sun Jul 24 2005, 10:27pm
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The New York Dolls, and Rocky Horror...me too!

And Oni is a hotty, smart and sexy, great imagination but = Daniel- a guy
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lovernios
Sun Jul 24 2005, 11:10pm
Misanthrope
lovernios
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then you get my point deary.
You do remember the scene where Brad thought the good Dr. Frank N Furter was his fiance under the sheets? "It all feels the same with your eyes closed" was the Dr's line, as Brad found out.
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Arcane13
Sun Jul 24 2005, 11:13pm
Kandy Karma
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Oh Janet!
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