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AspHole

Fri May 13 2005, 12:14am

Lend me your mind; I've lost my own. . .

Joined: Sun Jan 09 2005, 01:16am
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Mans Errors and length of time until you
can expect to get any.

Giggling at her for getting misty at
the end of a chick flick. -4 days

Using any expression other than making love to
refer to sex. -4 days

Tone of voice that she doesn't like while
talking about her mother -5 days

Actually saying no you don't want to go when she
says.."It's okay if you don't want to go". -6 days

Shushing her during ESPN SportsCenter. -8 days.

Not allowing her to watch Desperate Housewives because
there's a Three Stooges marathon on AMC. -3 days

Bringing up the possibility of a threesome...
With her friend - 2 days
With her sister - 19 days
With her mom - 6 months

Shrugging your shoulders and grunting when she
asks how the makeup she just spent 11/2 hours putting
on looks. -2 days

Showing up 1/2 hour late because there was a really
cool police chase on TV. -3 days

Not answering quickly or vehemently enough when she
asks you if you would ever cheat on you. -12 days

Accusing her of having PMS
when she doesn't -8 days
when she does -12 days

Failing to be serious about a relationship
quiz in Cosmopolitan. -4 days

Casually remarking that if she decided she wanted
a boob job you'd be willing to pay for it. -6 days

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emmabolism

Fri May 13 2005, 02:48am

Head Nurse

Joined: Thu Apr 28 2005, 12:18am
Location: Long Island
Posts: 327

I hate the phrase, "making love." It just irks me.

AspHole

Sat May 14 2005, 03:06am

Lend me your mind; I've lost my own. . .

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.....a woman after my own heart

emmabolism

Sat May 14 2005, 03:50am

Head Nurse

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Location: Long Island
Posts: 327

it has the same effect on me as "panties" and "moist." :bang:

MissMeg

Sun May 15 2005, 01:17am

Joined: Fri Jan 07 2005, 03:32am
Posts: 1238

Making love sounds like something my mother would say. I hate saying it.

Thrash

Mon May 16 2005, 03:54am

Better Smokin' Than Meth!

Joined: Wed Feb 28 2007, 12:14am
Location: Under Your Mom's Meat Flaps!
Posts: 14373

What's wiping your still-seeded dick on the curtains get you, Dan?

AspHole

Mon May 16 2005, 03:55am

Lend me your mind; I've lost my own. . .

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Posts: 1456

pro'lly only a week or two

emmabolism

Mon May 16 2005, 03:56am

Head Nurse

Joined: Thu Apr 28 2005, 12:18am
Location: Long Island
Posts: 327

pretty party decorations for that rave.

Thrash

Mon May 16 2005, 04:04am

Better Smokin' Than Meth!

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Only if she's on the rag.

emmabolism

Mon May 16 2005, 04:05am

Head Nurse

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Location: Long Island
Posts: 327

black lights, my friend, black lights.

Thrash

Mon May 16 2005, 09:45pm

Better Smokin' Than Meth!

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Yeah, but I kinda like the "artsy swirl".

MissMeg

Tue May 17 2005, 03:19am

Joined: Fri Jan 07 2005, 03:32am
Posts: 1238

*gags* Euch...

McdamnThatFiddleStick!

Tue May 17 2005, 05:50am

Boo Boo Kitty Fuck

Joined: Sun Jan 30 2005, 03:22am
Location: looking for someones lap to curl up on
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eww rags suck!

Caliginosity

Thu May 26 2005, 05:15am

Joined: Wed May 25 2005, 08:58pm
Posts: 27

completely absurd....

Chesty_LaRue

Mon Jun 06 2005, 09:32pm

Joined: Mon Jun 06 2005, 09:26pm
Posts: 5

I don't know. I am never that bad to any of my boyfriends.

Thrash

Thu Jun 09 2005, 10:42pm

Better Smokin' Than Meth!

Joined: Wed Feb 28 2007, 12:14am
Location: Under Your Mom's Meat Flaps!
Posts: 14373

Uhm, sure ...

Wait until they wipe their dicks on the drapes after your "occasional anal", missy.

CelestialApokalypse

Wed Jun 15 2005, 01:58am

Joined: Sat Jan 29 2005, 08:28am
Posts: 756

I'll add one to the list...

Being too shy, having foot-in-mouth disease and lacking any confidence around women.
- 3 years, 5 months, 20 days and counting... *twitch*

MissMeg

Wed Jun 15 2005, 03:32am

Joined: Fri Jan 07 2005, 03:32am
Posts: 1238

Goodness...Aaron, you need a visit from the sex fairy.....badly!

MissMeg

Wed Jun 15 2005, 03:36am

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Posts: 1238

(But you can't be that bad around women...after reading your post in "Holee Fuck", I can see you being pretty good!)

CelestialApokalypse

Wed Jun 15 2005, 04:34am

Joined: Sat Jan 29 2005, 08:28am
Posts: 756

Nope... I'm horribly inept... at least during the whole "getting to know ya" phase.

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