Where the fuck's your report cards, hosers!? I'm stamping that fucker with a Hoffing "F" for "fuckin' flunkie". What the hell have you people done to improve your lives in fecal fantasy? Do I need to make house calls?!
I was drinking some apple sauce and decided to take a doop all in that stuff and put it in the freezer so I could have pudding in the morning. Fuckin Bill Cosby gravy, baby! Shut your facehole, bitch! TE
The hoff is angry at everyone. He's steaming pissed, like hot doo.
Fuck My Chemical Romance, too. They ripped off the Hoff. Man, he started all that teen angst shit before they were feeding off placenta in the womb.