I like to eat shit, by the handful. I've been thinking of recipes for great tasting shit. I've never had a favorite kind. The runny one's taste better when they are placed in a saucepan and set to simmer. You can use corn to add a fiesta (that's mexican for "party") theme to the brown crusties; add a corn tortilla to the contents and you have a nice smelly burrito! If you like meat, then have a partner swallow one cup of bacon grease and have them squat it out over your face. Next time you have a get together, plan 4 or 5 hours in advance and shove whole strawberries up your ass; take them out when the guests arrive and make strawberry daiquiris. Have fun with your sphincter! And remember to take a doo on the table at thanksgiving dinner this year!
wrote ... I like to eat shit, by the handful. I've been thinking of recipes for great tasting shit. I've never had a favorite kind. The runny one's taste better when they are placed in a saucepan and set to simmer. You can use corn to add a fiesta (that's mexican for "party") theme to the brown crusties; add a corn tortilla to the contents and you have a nice smelly burrito! If you like meat, then have a partner swallow one cup of bacon grease and have them squat it out over your face. Next time you have a get together, plan 4 or 5 hours in advance and shove whole strawberries up your ass; take them out when the guests arrive and make strawberry daiquiris. Have fun with your sphincter! And remember to take a doo on the table at thanksgiving dinner this year!
So have you tryed rolling it up like a sausage and having with your fried breakfast..
What's your address, honey bun, I'll send you a baked shit casserole.
You people aren't exploring enough. Try smearing a little doop on your partner while you are making mad love, or you could just dump on their face while they sleep.
The only way you'll know what shit tastes like is if you try some. Put your finger in your stink-eye and rub it till you get a brown crusty under your finger nail. Place it to your tongue and enjoy! Viola! The GG Allin experience!
