So I was in my doctor's office today, been having problem with a pinched nerve, and while waiting for him in in the exam room, I picked up a copy of People to see if there were any new shots of Britney's cooch or Lindsay's hoots. And in the transitions column I read the following:
Died: Longtime General Hospital actrees Shell Kepler, 49, died Feb 1 at a Portland OR hospital of natural causes. Kepler played gossipy nurse Amy Vining on the ABC soap from 1979 to 2002.
I almost broke down crying. I loved nurse Amy Vining. I used to rush home from school to rub one out to her before my younger brother got home from middle school. I blasted many the batch of baby batter for her.. I had no idea she was only 4 years older than I. My only high school girlfriend could have been her twin sister (with an extra 100 pounds).
Goodbye, Nurse Amy. I'll hold on to many fond masturbatory memories.
Please don't make fun of this, my heart is breaking...
wrote ... 5. Section Cello Auditions: Monday 17 and Tuesday 18 November. Candidates must be available for both whole days. Requirements: Two contrasting movements of the Haydn Cello Concerto in C OR in D, including cadenzas. PLUS The first movement of any standard Romantic cello concerto. PLUS orchestral excerpts, available on Monday 3 November. Closing date: Monday 20 October
Applicants for this position must be permanent Australian residents or citizens of New Zealand. The Melbourne Symphony Orchestra offers an attractive salary package for the successful candidate.5. Section Cello Auditions: Monday 17 and Tuesday 18 November. Candidates must be available for both whole days. Requirements: Two contrasting movements of the Haydn Cello Concerto in C OR in D, including cadenzas. PLUS The first movement of any standard Romantic cello concerto. PLUS orchestral excerpts, available on Monday 3 November. Closing date: Monday 20 October
Applicants for this position must be permanent Australian residents or citizens of New Zealand. The Melbourne Symphony Orchestra offers an attractive salary package for the successful candidate.
So... about that marriage of convienience...
Edited Sat Mar 01 2008, 06:07am
