this is the SEX forum. get a goddam clue girls. if you don't want to hear about ass sex, blow jobs, bukkake, circle jerks, bondage, anything of that sort, then i suggest you completely bypass this area of the board.
i hope you girls realize how bad you are making yourselves look...immature, catty, and frankly, although you would never admit it, jealous. i don't run around saying snippy shit after you post...but many of you have done that to me i have been here what, a few weeks???
guys aren't stupid, ladies...they see thru this stupid "you are an attention whore! you say you like ass sex but REALLY i bet you've never SEEN AN ASS!!!". gimme a break girls.
now shut the fuck up, get the fuck over how awesome i am and STOP arguing like pussies on the internet. it's retarded.
Yes, I read every single post of the board, before I posted a single thing. Ask me any question you like about the things each poster posts about. But does it really matter.
One of my first replies was to your Walmart thread. I responded with a joke, and you assumed I was being serious. Another instance, the lube thread. I responded with a joke. You responded with disgust, you couldn't believe I'd not understood it--taking me seriously.
So this accusation that all can be serious at times, and there is a place for that holds no weight here. You didn't understand my humor; It flew directly over your head.
Isn't that funny, because yours flew directly over mine. Hmm.
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And actually, your entire post was in some form a way of trying to talk down to me, a way of trying to make me see how others might feel of what I do. So you are trying to teach me a lesson.
Oh really, are you trying to teach me a lesson about what my intent was. Which thread are you referring to? If it was the one in response to Hayley's, I can see how you would have thought this about a few things, but overall It had a humorous tone to it if you'd paid attention. Why would I think I was going to influence you in any way to have the same opinions as me?
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And I read all your responses, including the ones where you think I am out for attention, or that I'm out to disrespect myself or others. As if you had some sort of halo over your nugget or that you are somehow better than I am. So, sorry if I see the snobbery and feel that it is slowly trying to become some sort of competition, dick slapping contest if you will.
Man.. Now I know why you haven't understood anything. You obviously don't read everything I post. I did that on PURPOSE to PISS YOU OFF. In my opinion, it was you that though you had a "halo underneath your nugget"
Anyways, I'll accept your welcome to the board. But as you will continue to do I hope, I will continue to post however the fuck I want to. From now on though, to avoid whatever the fuck just happened the past week. I might just ask you if you are joking about something before I respond to it. You might do the same. Apparently we are from different planets.
this is the SEX forum. get a goddam clue girls. if you don't want to hear about ass sex, blow jobs, bukkake, circle jerks, bondage, anything of that sort, then i suggest you completely bypass this area of the board.
Actually if we didn't want to hear about it, we'd probably have to bypass the board all together. Seeing as how someone even posted about sex in religion. You have posted about it in quite a few other forums. We probably shouldn't have argued about it here, however. But it was fun to aggravate you for a while.
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i hope you girls realize how bad you are making yourselves look...immature, catty, and frankly, although you would never admit it, jealous. i don't run around saying snippy shit after you post...but many of you have done that to me i have been here what, a few weeks???
jealous of what? the fact your a pot head or that your ass is covered by fissures? Oh, and I have seen you say snappy shit after others posts. Do I really need to waste my time going to prove it? I would, but then you wouldn't read my response, so.. eh Did you ever think its possible you might have said something to upset someone, and that is why they started making comments to you?
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guys aren't stupid, ladies...they see thru this stupid "you are an attention whore! you say you like ass sex but REALLY i bet you've never SEEN AN ASS!!!". gimme a break girls.
why are all the girls on this board, besides you and lusive, being lumped into a collective thinking group .. did I say that?
Have you stopped to think that the way you respond to things with no indication to the contrary, not even exxaggerated views lends any credence to your ideas of "jokes"? There isn't a face or a face or anything to indicate that you aren't lame. MAYBE as you have TRIED so HARD to "clue" me into a "little secret" you might want to take heed to your own words. What you post is what we can presume about you. You've been ms. downside from the start. Your humour is so dry (not that dry humour is BAD, it isn't, it's hard to get ESPECIALLY in text) that maybe you need little indicators to show that it is a joke. I've had to learn that as my jokes tend to not only be DRY but cutting as well.
Honestly, I wasn't trying to teach you any lesson in that post. *L* I was just telling you that I recognized your posts in THIS thread for what they were. See, I am only discussing things from THIS thread, I'm not bringing other crap into it. And in THIS thread where you try to "clue" me into a "little secret", THAT in and of itself is telling me you are out to teach me something, and I'm just here to tell you that you don't have enough anything to teach me what I don't already know. *shrugs* Take that however you wish, I'm through with this petty anty bullshit with you. You like being Ms. Downside-so-dry-dust-flies-out-your-ass-when-you-fart. Fine. So be it, I don't care. YOU CAN POST HOWEVER YOU CHOOSE IT MATTERS NOT TO ME. I think I said that before, you don't have to post to please me, I don't give you or myself that much credit. I'm here for fun, and that's all. And if you intended to piss me off, you failed. If you wish to repeat your mistake please do. I sit here and giggle over this whole thing.
A little well known secret about me....this is the internet. I don't give two shits what's said on here. I don't let this place affect me at home or at work or with my interpersonal relationships offline. To those I've met online, nothing on here gets carried over into personal conversations. And those things that DO tend to carry over into personal conversations tend to get solved REAL quickly as I'm actually VERY amicable. So really if you do have a real issue, or REALLY are curious if I'm such a cunt in real life, by all means send me a private message, I might surprise you. And I do welcome you most definately to this board. You aren't an asskisser and I like that. *L*
Now I'm through with this. No more serious shit in a bullshit thread. It makes the mood go down.
I want to do it beaver style in the back of an ambulence with martha Stewart... And if shes not up for it, i'll see if i can find a heart attack victim... They're always good for a stroke...
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face or anything to indicate that you aren't lame. MAYBE as you have TRIED so HARD to "clue" me into a "little secret" you might want to take heed to your own words. What you post is what we can presume about you. You've been ms. downside from the start. Your humour is so dry (not that dry humour is BAD, it isn't, it's hard to get ESPECIALLY in text) that maybe you need little indicators to show that it is a joke. I've had to learn that as my jokes tend to not only be DRY but cutting as well.