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Bam Margera and the cast of Dukes of Hazzard should go off a cliff You girls like all these melon faced goofy bastards, what's up with that? Hugh Jackman is handsome though I'd almost do Johnny Depp, nice one Ms Ashley
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hey what can I say..women like men who are funny and have a sense of humor, and are crazy! But I bet Bam would jump off a cliff if you asked him...see damn thats why I find him so hot..hes so damn stupid hes lovable! lmao
Sure Bam is funny and his show has me in tears most of the time, but the fact that he's a pompous ass doesn't turn you off at least a little? *confused and annoyed*
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wow thats funny how you mentioned steve-o. Yesterday Jenn and I were watching a jackass rerun and steve-o had some reallly curley hair and we were like awww is seskel hair! lol Now I am going to call you SeskO! Oh and yesh Steve-o has his days lol.
I don't care if the dudes an asshole...hes still bangable lol. Hell I think being in bed with him would be never a dull moment..all though I believe if I banged him he proabbly would go beat Don Vito up afterwards lol.
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He'd make you see Don Vito naked first, then offer up a bang, but only if you remove the handful of pennies from his rectum. Then, he'd paint you green in your sleep to match your eyes. Yeah, being in bed with him would be a riot.
Fuck, I'm funny! Chicks think I'm a flaky laugh riot. Maybe I need a melon face and some obnoxious facial hair and tattoos. Ah, fuck that. I have my last shred of pride remaining, I will cling to it like saran wrap.
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nice.
melon faced guy are always smirking and their cheeks are high and chubby, making them look cute and cuddly while they finger their prostates for laughs
vince vaughn... melon faced. that doofy co-star blond guy is not dave grohl, while not funny, is melon faced. Cobain was not Steve-o is melon faced, though all the bulimic shit he does to himself is starting to make him look like all busted and gaunt Tom Green is not melon faced Sean Patrick Scott most definately is Bam is, but he surrounds himself with alot of the non-melon faced dopes, who end up looking like they are trying too hard, or, just morons Notice the fact that HE is the only one there with a girlfriend Johnny Depp does not have a melon face. A melon face seems to guarantee a mammoth following of sex-crazed hotties, though a non-melon faced guy has to be very sensitive etc to get laid.
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6. Gabrielle Reece 7. Evangeline Lilly 8. Farrah Fawcett Majors back in the day 9. Katerina Witt 10. some of the showcase babes on The Price is Right were soo sexy
She played a character on the show Lost...*points at picture in my last post* And you know what Aaron...I actually liked Lost...ba ha ha...all six episodes or so that I saw!
!. Olivier Martinez. Unfaithful opened up my eyes about how sexual tension/sex ought to be, except that soccer mom cheating bullshit, the sexual scenes were fab. 2. Mariska Hargitay, because she is HAWT! 3. Richard belzar and Ice T, menage a trois (yes, I lurve Law and Order: SVU. this counts as one choice ) 4. PAris Hilton 5.Batista
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