Why am I clueless? I DID NOT say not to go for another make out session. Baggy made it sound like you greet her with a kiss on the second date, and that would be strange.
I missed that post...
Perhaps I misconstrued your reply to Baggie. Yes, Kyle, you don't go greeting this girl by sucking face, not on the second date.
Still, don't think that waiting till the end of the date is the proper time either. That was the first date.
She's expecting some smootching about midway through the date this time. Be all fun and touchy feelie and stuff and you'll know when it time to do the tongue tango.
AND THEN BLAMMO! HIT THAT BITCH OVER THE HEAD, TEAR THOSE PANTIES OFF HOCK A BIG LOOGIE ON HER TWAT AND GO TO TOWN ON THAT HO! MAKE SURE YOU DON'T LEAVE ANY DNA EVIDENCE BEHIND!!!! WRAP THAT RASCAL SON!!! THEY DON'T TAKE TOO KINDLY TO DATE RAPE IN TEXAS!!!
Perhaps I misconstrued your reply to Baggie. Yes, Kyle, you don't go greeting this girl by sucking face, not on the second date.
Still, don't think that waiting till the end of the date is the proper time either. That was the first date.
She's expecting some smootching about midway through the date this time. Be all fun and touchy feelie and stuff and you'll know when it time to do the tongue tango.
Getting laid is very simple... Be fun, have a set of balls, don't be insecure, don't be an asshole.
Lusive: Just so I understand... If you liked a guy and were hanging out doing fun stuff together and you wanted to be romanticly involved with him and he tried to kiss you that would be a bad thing?
Please explain.
I like the first part of that quote. That will get you pretty far.
Now onto the part directed at me. Generally by the second date I'm not exactly sure if I'd fuck someone or not. However, I seem to be the strange chick that really digs on guys that I can be friends with first, rather than trying to fuck someone I'd just met. However, if I found a man that I wanted to be more involved with and wanted to kiss him, he wouldn't have to worry about making the first move. I'd kiss him first.
I guess I'm REALLY a guy because I follow krsna exactly. I'm not agreeing with him cause we are BFF or anything BUT!!!
Really. I give someone a preliminary nod in my head for the sexual part well before the date. If they survive the date, then break out the runway lights, it's all systems go. If they fuck it up or make it awkward, I'll give them the head turn. Either way, its nice that they tried. Nice ego stroke.
Women are cunts. Men are assholes. MYSTERY SOLVED!
And wanting to be friends with your lovers isn't an odd thing, Lusive. Trust me, you're not some super fucking rare down to earth mchick that tries to be friends before she fucks anybody. In fsct, you would be MORE rare if you humped and dumped.
Sadly, I do not have the emotional capacity to hump and dump. I try to be friends with all of them, lovers, anything. I suck!
Holy sizzling fuckballs do any of you have jobs ????
Just to throw a monkey wrench it it all, I am sick as all hell. I mean my throat is torn apart and I sound horrible. (She knows this -- she's cooking up some soup instead of baking chicken or whatever.) So... I dunno if there will be any deep passionate kissing mid-way through the night. We'll see. But that doesn't mean there can't be any dick SUCKING!!!! haha.
Ok, expiration date hasn't passed on the wraps yet. I'm heading over in about 45.
And wanting to be friends with your lovers isn't an odd thing, Lusive. Trust me, you're not some super fucking rare down to earth mchick that tries to be friends before she fucks anybody. In fsct, you would be MORE rare if you humped and dumped.
Sadly, I do not have the emotional capacity to hump and dump. I try to be friends with all of them, lovers, anything. I suck!
I've done the whole one night stand, hump and dump routine. It didn't sit well with me. And I'm not saying I'm super rare, however, it's not that I want to be friends with my lovers, I only want to fuck my friends. I've had more friends with benefits than I've had relationships. Only because it worked out better for everyone involved. I'm not some deeply emotional gal with people I haven't already established a good friendship with. Which kinda makes me sad because too many guys aren't keen on being with a friend, simply because of the whole clingy thing. Oh well, it's what makes me me. *LOL*
I work, but at the moment I am on short term disability leave because of trying to have this child at 32 weeks. Now I'm almost 40 weeks and the little squirt doesn't want to come out now. Figures.
I only like dating people I'm already friends with because I hate almost everyone at first meeting and it takes me a long time to warm up to people.
I have never done the hump and dump because it would imply that I have some level of interaction with strangers between standoffish asshole and "LET'S GO BREAK STUFF" drunk.
