In the garage, with a shotgun, a rubber chicken, my cat, a RealDoll named Tsuki, a 6oz swordfish steak, a Captain Caveman decoder ring, a picture of the 1973 Dodgers, Zoomie's foot fetish, the occasional stripper to beat me up, 5 nicotine patches, a vial of Family Guy Anti Bacterial Soap, the occasional call from Suze, the occasional smoo, Avast AntiVirus, Mosh's Magical Marsupials, a bottle of Crisco, Spybot - Search & Destroy, the dude who pooped in the tuba, a PitBull named "Diesel", a limited edition 'Tickle Me Elmo', a Darth Vader mask, Terry Fader's turtle puppet, a bag of Ol'Roy dog food, a $5 gift certificate to "Biz-E-G's 'Lapdances and Laundry'", Lisa Lisa from the Cult Jam, the fabled "TSi CockRing Set", the new TSi "Paddle Me Palin" doll, a 250cc syringe full of empscum, a "Hello Kitty" tongue piercing kit, a pirated copy of WinRAR, a roasted turkey leg, my "Police Squad" box set, and K_o_C's non-used tube of Anal Eaze, I feel safe ...
Joined: Fri Jan 12 2007, 04:38AM
I have had about 6 different people contact me in the past 2 weeks looking for bottom of the line systems just to get on the 'net with and play solitaire more or less. Obviously with the insanely low cost of pre-built systems nowadays, these people are CHEAP! I have sold all the working older systems I could peice together and still have a shed of mish-mashed pieces parts that won't work together. Instead of taking the time to get pieces to build complete systems I figured I'd help my fellow tech-junkies out first.
Send me or post any random ass parts or full systems you have, especially monitors, and how much you want for them, nuthing absurd please, even at wholesale prices it's impossible to compete with Dell and the like.
I am not looking to make profit of the sale, instead I will buy the parts or systems from you at asking price, and I plan to barter with these cheap asses for whatever they can offer. Will pick up or pay for shipping myself.
Hell, since we're all family, I can even hook you up with them if you want to barter., let me know what you all got that's up for grabs.
I have a Samsung SynchMaster 150mp LCD monitor with built in tuner and speakers. It has PIP so you can surf AND geek out over "Lost" or "Dancing With The Stars" or whatever gayass shit you're into. Also have a wifi-ready eMachine unit.
I need 6 gallons of resin, 3 of hardener, a pound of Asiago cheese and a Salvadoran hooker with waist-length straight hair. And pretty feet.
I have a Compaq Armada laptop with a bad battery and an external wifi. I put a new hard drive in it 2 months before the battery finally went. You can have it for the cost of packing and shipping at the UPS store (or whatever they're calling it now).
Only if Goady doesn't want it, he was first. If he doesn't want it...
It's the same one I had when I was in FL 3 years ago. The HD alone cost me $320 with install. If he doesn't want it, PM me your addy and I'll try to get it out to you this weekend. You can send me a money order when you get it. Fuck PayPal, they're good for eBay purchases and damn little else.
And you gotta see if I left anything interesting on the HD and send it back to me. WITHOUT pasing it around, please...
Also I have two Sony Vaio computers (identical) that I would like to combine into one with a more memory and a backup HD in extermal case. I'm pretty sure I could handle it if someone talked me through it, and in return I would give up the leftovers, which consist of a NEW motherboard and processor, CD R/W, DVD Drive (I think), floppy, 2 front and 2 rear USB ports, sound, video, case, keyboard, trackball, and Compaq 17" monitor.