In the garage, with a shotgun, a rubber chicken, my cat, a RealDoll named Tsuki, a 6oz swordfish steak, a Captain Caveman decoder ring, a picture of the 1973 Dodgers, Zoomie's foot fetish, the occasional stripper to beat me up, 5 nicotine patches, a vial of Family Guy Anti Bacterial Soap, the occasional call from Suze, the occasional smoo, Avast AntiVirus, Mosh's Magical Marsupials, a bottle of Crisco, Spybot - Search & Destroy, the dude who pooped in the tuba, a PitBull named "Diesel", a limited edition 'Tickle Me Elmo', a Darth Vader mask, Terry Fader's turtle puppet, a bag of Ol'Roy dog food, a $5 gift certificate to "Biz-E-G's 'Lapdances and Laundry'", Lisa Lisa from the Cult Jam, the fabled "TSi CockRing Set", the new TSi "Paddle Me Palin" doll, a 250cc syringe full of empscum, a "Hello Kitty" tongue piercing kit, a pirated copy of WinRAR, a roasted turkey leg, my "Police Squad" box set, and K_o_C's non-used tube of Anal Eaze, I feel safe ...
Joined: Sat Mar 03 2007, 05:15pm
Location: creeping up behind you
Posts: 949
dick sucking, shaft licking, Ball sucking, Ball licking, hand jobbing... swollowing the shaft, you know, like, get as much of the shaft in there and activate the swollowing muscles, humming while the whole rod isi nserted,
what else is there to do with a dick in the mouth?
(i actually do want ideas...)
and... aside from showering twice a day, and always before sex... and asking for it, and placing it in a man's face, and making it accesable, and wearing sexy lacy silky panties,
what could a girl do to ask a guy for oral sex?
are there things that get guy's attention More to obtain a good pussy licking?
Joined: Sat Mar 03 2007, 05:15pm
Location: creeping up behind you
Posts: 949
i am finding that i have a very hungry sex drive.. and my husband.... well..... does not.
he is good for one fuck a week whereas although i have an orgasm or three per sexual encounter, i want more... more positions, more oral sex, sex more often...
i know i could always whip out the blue vibrator, but i crave hot flesh up against my body....
omfg.... ......,,my masterpiece of raw, explicit, detail fused with great passion to express.... cock sucking as an art.
A silent language you can use to speak your endles love, adoration and gratitude....even pledge a forever friendship to men ............ without freaking them out!
snake charming can be a fucking specticule, ........a true celebration of quality of the genuine acknowlement of joy.... .....for this humane deluxe in your life.
so, my detailed report .....my "oral sgt pepper"
was snached into the cyber abyss.
maybe it was an idea way before it's time. .....radical, but possible, dick sucking as an artistic expession .....it was a fucking beautiful post.....I was proud.
I will make you proud later..... ......I gotta do some stuff but I will return....
the hurdy gurdy girl, will be siging suck songs of love....later
.....god fucking damn it!
I will mention the suppies that can assist the performance of the religious experiance you want to to present :
1. head tapes.....(Suck songs, you record for the purpose of steady sucking.....to keep the rhyythum and not get exited and suck irraticly when your partner gets excited..... .....you stay with the beat. I find it a fantasic way to invoke, inspire and tap into the creativity, and enthusiastiasm for self expresson.
2. hot tea, ice water
preparing hot coffee, and ice water. ....is a good start to an unforgettable blow job
never start out too hot or cold.. .......that's after the excitement manifests an erection you can't scare with hot or cold.
3. warm towel/dry towel..for effect... ........I don't spill the spunk..
4 allow room .sword swallowing positioning.
you gotta make your neck str8......hold your head back.... ...... look up when it's time to cover all the ground that you are comading.
....to make enough room in your head
this is a good time to hum a song and watch for the response.
with a dick shoved in your head...
......hummimg makes your mouth a very special hole
.....and helps successful communication of an important message...
....my interpretive, sincrity and willingness... with great eagerness to please effortlessly SHOWS.....especally to a beat I can work with
YOU WANNA SUCK HIS DICK... ....lts not a chore.....it's a pleasure...
and....to keep healthy balance....
....it'smy turn next! getting good oral makes me really hungry for savoring dick...and
...... i wanna make sure they care enough to listen.... ...Im not shy...I'll tell you the fastest way to take me there.... ........I hate telling someone that gets lost... and won't let me tell em how to get out of the dark......I bet the look on my face is ....not the look of pleasure..... ......more like waiting for em to get there....
I , and you... .......have a certain combination thats works fast... ......and reduces me to a submissive servant of their desire.... ...that battery needs charging....or the power of my willingness to cook and clean.... ..........between blow jobs will go out
then I need head again if you want me to drink poison koolaid....kill sharon tate and write bloody beatles songs on the wall.
....generally
I keep acting like I was born to be your personal stepford suck slut...
.....if you can crack the combination. for 7 minutes a day....
.....you could have whatever I can give you that you want ...if i have to hire someone else to do it......
...it means you actually listened to me tell you how to get me off
and make me the sweetest suzie on the scale.
....and assures DAILY celebration sucking.
combo: .......resume/sick fucking joke:
I've been doing it since i was five, I have pratice......lol! .....I was molested....heh.
