In the garage, with a shotgun, a rubber chicken, my cat, a RealDoll named Tsuki, a 6oz swordfish steak, a Captain Caveman decoder ring, a picture of the 1973 Dodgers, Zoomie's foot fetish, the occasional stripper to beat me up, 5 nicotine patches, a vial of Family Guy Anti Bacterial Soap, the occasional call from Suze, the occasional smoo, Avast AntiVirus, Mosh's Magical Marsupials, a bottle of Crisco, Spybot - Search & Destroy, the dude who pooped in the tuba, a PitBull named "Diesel", a limited edition 'Tickle Me Elmo', a Darth Vader mask, Terry Fader's turtle puppet, a bag of Ol'Roy dog food, a $5 gift certificate to "Biz-E-G's 'Lapdances and Laundry'", Lisa Lisa from the Cult Jam, the fabled "TSi CockRing Set", the new TSi "Paddle Me Palin" doll, a 250cc syringe full of empscum, a "Hello Kitty" tongue piercing kit, a pirated copy of WinRAR, a roasted turkey leg, my "Police Squad" box set, and K_o_C's non-used tube of Anal Eaze, I feel safe ...
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Uhm, I almost did with her and her little GF, however, they decided driving drunk on NYE was a good idea .... The one got a DUI, the other got dropped off at her house; me, I went and found another one and fell one short of my goal ...
Shoot! Point out how awesome your ass looks in those shorts! Just say something like "Honey, do these flatter my ass?" Trust me, if he likes what he sees, he'll say or do something. Tell him you're thinking of going panty shopping and are considering all your options...hi cut, boy short, bikini, thong, g-string, split panties, etc. and ask for his input.
Joined: Sat Mar 03 2007, 05:15pm
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like a shot of dopamine??? hmm.. yes...
Lusive i like your ideas.. and i am going to try them.
i heard a song i like, boots & boys.... and i was singing it when he came in from smoking one night... and he was like, yeah, i'd like to get some cowboy boots...
i'm like, ok.
(i quit smoking, no shit, it's been over a week)
anyway.. Random Sexual Thought: i have not been deprived bloody sexy stuff... i have just not been paying attention.... I get bloody sex every month... tonight i am going to savor the thought that his cock is sliding in and out of my bloody pussy... heh...
Joined: Sat Mar 03 2007, 05:15pm
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i greeted him near the front door last night in lacy boy shorts, the kind that are so short that half of each ass cheek shows... they are a mock vintage print with mostly black, tiny bit of orange and pink, and some salmon... (vintage print with some paisely) and the lace is black...
i said, "I'd like to get more boy shorts in this style, what do you think? "
a big, fat grin covered his face.... he grabbed my ass with both hands...
(we did not end up having sex tho, he is really stressed out about work.....it's totally ok though, because we cuddled for a long time last night and just looked at each other and flirted... something we haven't done in a long time... we connected despite the stress of everything.)
what matters, and what i can clearly see, is that this man Does love me, and he loves my ass.
Joined: Sat Mar 03 2007, 05:15pm
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yes i am figuring little things out each day.... like, i just assumed guys just always want to fuck... but he really likes to just cuddle a lot too, and just when i am thinking that he doesn't think i'm cute anymore, or interesting or whatever, he will hold me and just look at me and smile. he told me that he has always had a problem telling someone he thinks they are cute/sexy/pretty... because of how his mother treated him growing up... and that when he smiles at me he is Thinking those things... that is SO good enough for me, because he does not do this stuff with anyone else... and
you know when someone really cares about you when they don't let go of you first when you hug (if you have already established that they don't Just want to fuck you.. lol)
