In the garage, with a shotgun, a rubber chicken, my cat, a RealDoll named Tsuki, a 6oz swordfish steak, a Captain Caveman decoder ring, a picture of the 1973 Dodgers, Zoomie's foot fetish, the occasional stripper to beat me up, 5 nicotine patches, a vial of Family Guy Anti Bacterial Soap, the occasional call from Suze, the occasional smoo, Avast AntiVirus, Mosh's Magical Marsupials, a bottle of Crisco, Spybot - Search & Destroy, the dude who pooped in the tuba, a PitBull named "Diesel", a limited edition 'Tickle Me Elmo', a Darth Vader mask, Terry Fader's turtle puppet, a bag of Ol'Roy dog food, a $5 gift certificate to "Biz-E-G's 'Lapdances and Laundry'", Lisa Lisa from the Cult Jam, the fabled "TSi CockRing Set", the new TSi "Paddle Me Palin" doll, a 250cc syringe full of empscum, a "Hello Kitty" tongue piercing kit, a pirated copy of WinRAR, a roasted turkey leg, my "Police Squad" box set, and K_o_C's non-used tube of Anal Eaze, I feel safe ...
If I started a class at 9am .. I would have to leave at 7am just to get there on time. As the traffic in this country is shit at that time on motorways.
....secondly that means I wouldnt get home till about 7pm if I finished at 5pm... Then within a couple of hours I would have to go to sleep just to get enough sleep that night.
I love the sound of the course, but I dont want to move house. Nor do I want to get up that early. I cant ever get up at 7am let alone leave the house at that time ...
Plus. I'd probably fall asleep at the wheel causing me to get injured or die. That we DONT want.
I've been reading on Suze' board. Interesting stuff over there. Now however, I must leave you to work out lightly, since I can't workout hardcore due to this fucking cold.
