In the garage, with a shotgun, a rubber chicken, my cat, a RealDoll named Tsuki, a 6oz swordfish steak, a Captain Caveman decoder ring, a picture of the 1973 Dodgers, Zoomie's foot fetish, the occasional stripper to beat me up, 5 nicotine patches, a vial of Family Guy Anti Bacterial Soap, the occasional call from Suze, the occasional smoo, Avast AntiVirus, Mosh's Magical Marsupials, a bottle of Crisco, Spybot - Search & Destroy, the dude who pooped in the tuba, a PitBull named "Diesel", a limited edition 'Tickle Me Elmo', a Darth Vader mask, Terry Fader's turtle puppet, a bag of Ol'Roy dog food, a $5 gift certificate to "Biz-E-G's 'Lapdances and Laundry'", Lisa Lisa from the Cult Jam, the fabled "TSi CockRing Set", the new TSi "Paddle Me Palin" doll, a 250cc syringe full of empscum, a "Hello Kitty" tongue piercing kit, a pirated copy of WinRAR, a roasted turkey leg, my "Police Squad" box set, and K_o_C's non-used tube of Anal Eaze, I feel safe ...
Joined: Fri Oct 05 2007, 03:44am
Location: Somewhere....?
Posts: 23
... for I have come back to life! I think... I do smell a little funny however... meh... Honestly, I don't know why I came back after like.. what.. 2 years?
Edited Wed Aug 05 2009, 06:50am
Joined: Fri Oct 05 2007, 03:44am
Location: Somewhere....?
Posts: 23
Well, it's not like I have a choice in the matter. I get paid to make people who don't know how to use computers hate them. If they can't remember their password, I assign them a random 18 character string of letters and numbers, then the next day, burn any post-it notes that may have that string written on it when I pass their cube on my way to the coffee and doughnuts... it's a dirty job, someone has to do it.
I used to be some kinda freaky kid that did nothing all day and bitch about how shitty shit was. I now take pleasure in hearing other people bitch about shit.
Joined: Fri Oct 05 2007, 03:44am
Location: Somewhere....?
Posts: 23
Meh, it's not that hard to boot me, honestly, I was just poking around my bookmarks, cleaning them out and found this place and drifted here and found my account active. It won't take long for me to make you all tear your hair out and scream at your monitors like I used to.
