In the garage, with a shotgun, a rubber chicken, my cat, a RealDoll named Tsuki, a 6oz swordfish steak, a Captain Caveman decoder ring, a picture of the 1973 Dodgers, Zoomie's foot fetish, the occasional stripper to beat me up, 5 nicotine patches, a vial of Family Guy Anti Bacterial Soap, the occasional call from Suze, the occasional smoo, Avast AntiVirus, Mosh's Magical Marsupials, a bottle of Crisco, Spybot - Search & Destroy, the dude who pooped in the tuba, a PitBull named "Diesel", a limited edition 'Tickle Me Elmo', a Darth Vader mask, Terry Fader's turtle puppet, a bag of Ol'Roy dog food, a $5 gift certificate to "Biz-E-G's 'Lapdances and Laundry'", Lisa Lisa from the Cult Jam, the fabled "TSi CockRing Set", the new TSi "Paddle Me Palin" doll, a 250cc syringe full of empscum, a "Hello Kitty" tongue piercing kit, a pirated copy of WinRAR, a roasted turkey leg, my "Police Squad" box set, and K_o_C's non-used tube of Anal Eaze, I feel safe ...
Assume the position you retarded bitch, it's time for an enema. ...not that i have the stomach to give it to you. just the penetration part alone...makes me want to puke.
Joined: Wed Feb 28 2007, 12:14am
Location: Under Your Mom's Meat Flaps!
Posts: 14372
Actually, I get to accept or decline seeing as you didn't place stipulations on it ...
Ok, I accept ...
Seriously, Diva; WTF is wrong with you? You hang out at AM, where it's all safe & cozy, scared shitless to venture out other than to MAYBE 2 other "safe" boards, content with slappin' high fives with the same boring fucking faces day after day.
Don't you get bored with it? Don't you want some new meat?
Yeah, O.K. I admit I bitch slapped you repeatedly over the years, but I had a good reason; I heard you were a "bleeder" and I knew if I savagely punched your lights out, I'd leave a big mess and your meth-fiends would clean up after me like the sheep they are.
don't make me cum...I mean COME! ...over there! .....dude if they leagalize reefer....I might be aleep in yer bushes when you wake up ...waiting from grans openings...trying to get a job teaching people to roll joints or make a pipe outta many random pieces of garbage.
