In the garage, with a shotgun, a rubber chicken, my cat, a RealDoll named Tsuki, a 6oz swordfish steak, a Captain Caveman decoder ring, a picture of the 1973 Dodgers, Zoomie's foot fetish, the occasional stripper to beat me up, 5 nicotine patches, a vial of Family Guy Anti Bacterial Soap, the occasional call from Suze, the occasional smoo, Avast AntiVirus, Mosh's Magical Marsupials, a bottle of Crisco, Spybot - Search & Destroy, the dude who pooped in the tuba, a PitBull named "Diesel", a limited edition 'Tickle Me Elmo', a Darth Vader mask, Terry Fader's turtle puppet, a bag of Ol'Roy dog food, a $5 gift certificate to "Biz-E-G's 'Lapdances and Laundry'", Lisa Lisa from the Cult Jam, the fabled "TSi CockRing Set", the new TSi "Paddle Me Palin" doll, a 250cc syringe full of empscum, a "Hello Kitty" tongue piercing kit, a pirated copy of WinRAR, a roasted turkey leg, my "Police Squad" box set, and K_o_C's non-used tube of Anal Eaze, I feel safe ...
Holy shit Dude, there was some classic david shenanigans in that thread. Crashed into a schoolbus full of petrol tanks. You, me, Magic: The Gathering. Now. Girls are fags.
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Thrash wrote ... Well, yeah ... You guys jumped to physical from the get-go, she just wants to make she you aren't only after her cack. In all honesty though, Kyle, it means [sigh]she digs you and respects you and to make sure you respect her (mind as well as body) too[/sigh]. I love ripping you too, man ... Truth is: Yer a good, decent kid, really. And all that aside you are seemingly doing things right, well, minus the excessive use of pheromones. She is seemingly too. Take your time, horndog, you've gone this long without, you know?
Uncle Sam's Misguided Child wrote ... Who the hell are you and what did you do with thrash?
Zoomie wrote ... She's young, but then so are you. Maybe she's just used to the guy making the moves Thrash is right (and surprisingly human about this). Don't fuck it up. Don't plan on it. But don't wait for the subject to just appear out of thin air to discuss it. She'll get bored of waiting for you and decide that you aren't interested.